Really?
What? Was Tanyon Sturtze unavailable?
Oh...he was? Really? Huh...imagine that.
Anyway, we're not the first to discuss the Yanks' signing of Sir Sidney Ponson...we don't disagree with anything that has been written already. I mean is there anyone out there who wants this guy on their team?
There is?
Really?
Did he just have nothing else to write about? (Note to Jose de Jesus Ortiz: 1) you have a crazy awesome name and 2) blogging is like pooping...don't force it.)
So it looks like we're in for Sid the sequel against the Mets, which I'm actually OK with. As a Yankee fan since the mid-80s I've always rooted for Willie Randolph - and I am convinced that there is no other pitcher out there who has that perfect combination of mental instability and complete lack of control to make a right-next-to-the-third-base-dugout-beaning of Omar Minaya seem completely accidental.
My only real thought is this: pray for Dan Giese. Please. If we ever have to turn to Sidney Ponson for anything, anything at all, then we're in a whole bunch o' trouble. If we can squeeze innings out of Giese now and then, he'll be just like Joba...and then we'll just need Joba to throw 6 or 7 like Moose...and then Moose to throw 7 or 8 like Wang and we're fine!
Right?
Damn. I'll stop forcing it now.
The last thing I need is fissures.
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