Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The Greatest Thing that has Ever Been on the Internet Ever! Ever, Goddamn You!

Recently, Phil Hughes has gotten a lot of attention for his new blog. He deserves it - it's entertaining enough and the guy actually seems to appreciate his fan base. But all of this love for Philly-boy has caused us to overlook something that should be considered nothing less than a national treasure.

It is sublime.

It is Chien-Ming Wang's blog.

Now I don't want to make fun of it too much...the guy does seem to give to an awful lot of Taiwanese charities, and that is surely commendable.

But, fellow bloggers and blog readers, Wang's greatest gift to all of us is simply this...

The list of archived articles.

BEHOLD! Wang jokes!

12.07 Wang makes two dreams come true
10.03 Subdued Wang given critical test
09.21 Wang lasts seven strong innings
08.27 Statement regarding Wang Merchandise
08.08 Wang struggles in Toronto
06.28 Wang let off the hook
06.12 Wang goes seven strong innings (twice!)
05.16 Yankees earn split behind Wang
05.10 Wang roughed up by Rangers
May Wang makes The TIME 100
04.24 Wang delivers solid performance
04.24 Notes: Wang warmly welcomed back
08.02 Wang dominates Toronto
07.27 Poise and humor carry Wang far

And it may just be me...but the presence of the word "Wang" just seems to make anything - even the nonsensical - funny.

12.06 Wang donates equipment
11.15 Wang reunites with Karstens
05.05 Wang nearly perfect in Yanks' rout
04.29 Wang can't slow Red Sox
03.24 Wang to start season on disabled list
08.23 Wang has his way against Mariners
08.18 Wang cool under pressure in victory
05.17 Wang rescues Yanks again

Enjoy!
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1 comment:

Olaf the Maroon said...

That's right: I added a "pee-tests" tag. It's a "Wang" post.