The Yankees awe-inspiring, three-game winning streak is not due to the quality starts of Darrel Rasner, Ian Kennedy, and Andy Pettitte. Nor is the streak attributable to the timely hitting of virtually everyone in the lineup (including a suddenly-awakened Robinson Cano).
What's that? A golden thong? Pish-posh. Child-like superstision.
Ladies and gentleman, the Yankees turnaround is thanks, in full, to Jason Giambi: Gay Porn Star.

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